Girls mentality

Subject - Girls Mentality Is it true?
If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN
LOVE with her;
If u Don't, she says u are PROUD. If u
DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to
LURE her;
If u Don't, she says u are from
CHENNAI.
If u ARGUE with her, she says u are
STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET,! she says u have no
BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose
FACE;
If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.
If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS
u;
If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u.
(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with her., she says!
u don't Love her;
If u do!! she says u are CHEAP.
If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u
are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST
her.
If u SCOLD her, u are like a CHACHA to
her;
If she SCOLDS u, it is because she
CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be
TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do
so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD BOY;
If she SMOKES, she is a GENTLELADY.
If u do WELL in your exams, she says
it's LUCK;
If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;
If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
and sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to girls, they will swear
that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS
TO GIRLS OUT THERE ANYWAY... Send it
to boys also, gives them some
laughter....